50 Donut Puns That Dough Not Get Old

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Donuts are amazing and so incredibly tasty. Who does not love a good freshly baked donut once in a while to enjoy? You can find a variety of flavors of popular donuts such as chocolate glazed, maple glazed, vanilla glazed, and sprinkled donuts. There are so many other creative types around to enjoy.

Additionally, donuts are also one of the most popular party treats around. Whenever anyone is having a party or a get-together, they will often grab a dozen of donuts and serve them to their guests. That is because donuts are sinfully delicious. How else can you describe donuts other than the fact that they are so good?

Donuts are doughy, soft, and fluffy. They are easy to chew which also makes the experience of munching on a donut enjoyable. Donuts are also funny. Funny you say? They can be when it comes to donut puns. In fact, let’s go and laugh at 50 of those right now! Come on, come on, let’s dough it, right now!

List of Donut Puns That Dough Not Get Old:

Following are some of the best donut puns that dough not get old.

1. I know you are thinking of dropping out of baking school because the hours are demanding but remember donut ever give up.

2. Are you feeling stressed and guilty because you had eaten too many pastries? Well, donut worry, be happy.

3. I want to enjoy my tasty dessert in peace so donut kill my vibes.

4. I love my sweets so much that I donut know what I would do without them.

5. I love pastries because they really are hole foods.

6. Donuts are so good that they drive me glazy.

7. If you want to try a new dessert but you are unsure how to get it, donut stop trying to do so and go after your goal.

8. Chocolate glazed desserts are on the way that you donut want to miss!

9. Do you want to dare yourself to eat 12 pastries at once or not? Do or donut there is no try.

10. I’m sitting here in privacy enjoying my doughy goodness so please donut disturb.

11. I know I eat too many desserts so please donut judge me.

12. I have some baking homework to complete right now so donut bug me.

13. Those who think the earth is shaped like a donut must have a hole in their brains to think that.

14. I glazed to the area where the fresh smell of donuts baking are coming from.

15. I am going to eat so many delicious desserts right now and I donut care about the scale.

16. I-cing about donuts in the shower.

17.I want to take you out for some pastries and coffee, and please donut say no to me.

18. Why dough you not like donuts?

19. You donut want to miss dessert with the family later.

20. Oh these chocolate sweets are amazing and I donut know how to thank you for them!

21. Donuts are not expensive which is why I like them. They do not burn a hole into your wallet.

22. I want to bring you this delicious donut because the truth is, I like you a hole lot.

23. What day is the best day to buy a donut? On Fry-day.

24. I donut care which pastry I try as long as I taste at least one type.

25. What does the dentist say to someone whose teeth had worn down from eating too many donuts? You need a filling.

26. Why is it okay to bring a donut to church? Because it goes well with hole-y water.

27. How do you know if someone’s eaten too many donuts by looking at their socks? They have holes in it.

28. I love the creative donuts of that shop. Those are so a-dough-able.

29. I wanted to eat the strawberry donut after dinner but I couldn’t as I was jam-packed.

30. What fast food restaurant is perfect for basketball players that love donuts? Dunkin’ Donuts.

31. Is there a difference between a bagel and a pastry dessert? I donut see any difference.

32. I have had it with the donut factory as I quit my job since I was tired of the hole business.

33. Why wasn’t Dunkin’ Donuts going to last in Ireland? It wasn’t drunken donuts.

34. You have never tried that blueberry jam filled pastry so donut knock it until you have given it a try.

35. I was worried that my chocolate glazed pastries would not please the boss but I kept telling myself to donut sweat it.

36. I love cake the best, even more so than other pastries, but donut get me wrong. I love all sweets.

37. The boss likes your coworkers’ pastries better than yours but donut kill me, I am just the messenger.

38. Why did you get scared after seeing that donut? You appear as dough you’ve seen a ghost.

39. I spilled some donut crumbs so I will go and mop the flour.

40. What are you doughing right now? Are you in the mood to bake?

41. Donut pants are hot as it is the new fashion glaze.

42. ‘Are donuts filled with too many calories’? ‘I’m afried so’.

43. This donut gets the best rating as it has been fried and tested.

44. Donut sugarcoat the truth about how many calories those delicious pastries have.

45. I was late for getting those jelly donuts all because of being stuck in that traffic jam.

46. Anyone who surprises me with my favorite donuts is a true jam.

47. Oh that donut you are eating looks so good I want it and I am jelly.

48. What horoscope sign would a donut lover have? A torus.

49. Did you eat that last donut? I want the hole truth and nothing but the truth!

50. My dream is to watch the sunset, eat a donut, and sit on the torus doing all of that.

Here are the 50 best donut puns that are meant to make you laugh, and donut tell me these are not funny!

Do you wish to add your own donut pun to the list?

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