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Mushroom. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? Probably fungi. But the context of it may vary from person to person. Some may immediately think of getting high when they imagine mushrooms. And those are fun to use, in moderation of course. Another group of people may think of a great addition to salads, pizza, pasta dishes, stews, and risotto dishes. Mushrooms that are raw go well with salads as you can drizzle salad dressing on them and they taste great. And then you have various types of mushrooms that are used for cooking such as the shitake mushroom that is used by Japanese cooks as it is a common ingredient in many Japanese cuisines. Mushrooms are also used in many Italian, Spanish, and French cuisines too and they also taste quite good in crepes.
Then, of course, there are other types of mushrooms that your parents told you to stay away from when you were a child because they are poisonous. Those are the mushrooms that you see growing in your backyard as they are pesky weeds that need to be removed right away. You definitely don’t want your pet to go after them too because once again they are quite deadly. As you see, there are various ways to think about mushrooms. But they are also used among dad jokes which is why there are 50 mushroom puns that will put you in a mush better mood after you read them (or brighten your day even more if your mood was already good).
List of Mushroom Puns You Will Love So Mush:
Following are some of the best mushroom puns you will love so mush.
1. Why is that mushroom a joy to be with? Because of being a fungi.
2. What are mushrooms that you can easily put into your pocket and take with you wherever you go? They are portable-bellas.
3. Why are mushrooms terrible with conducting orchestras? Because they are decomposers.
4. I thought about creating more mushroom puns but the more I create them I see they will be done in spore taste.
5. I try to soften up my skin by using a mask made of mushrooms but it defeats the purpose and clogs up my spores.
6. Growing fungi require a dark space, and besides it has to be small, to begin with as there wouldn’t be mush-room to add light.
7. This man who sells magic mushrooms is truly a fungi.
8. Why do the French eat a bowl full of mushrooms each morning? Because it is a breakfast of champinions.
9. At first, I did not care for mushrooms but they began to grow on me.
10. Why was it hard to smoke mushrooms? Because keeping the pizza lit was a challenge.
11. Why isn’t ‘mushroom stew’ a good password to use for your platforms? It is not stroganoff.
12. Why did the shroom dealer have to junk a lot of his belongings in his space? He didn’t have mush-room to begin with.
13. The mushroom team cheered after the game and sang ‘We are the champignons’.
14. Why does that charismatic shroom dealer tell one lie after another? Because he is shit-talk-e fungi.
15. At the end of the story, you had learned that the man should not have eaten the mushroom and that was the morel of this story.
16. I love portabellos and fill up my pasta with them but the problem is there is only so much I can eat. It doesn’t leave mushroom for anything else.
17. Buddhist monk chanted after eating mushrooms and it went like this – my-cel-i-um my-cel-i-um my-cel-i-um.
18. That mushroom man is such as clown and after all, he is a fungi.
19. My friend and I were off to smoke shrooms and my girlfriend said to us ‘have fungis’.
20. How do you describe a giant mushroom? Hufungus.
21. The reason toadstools always seem to grow so close to one another is that they really don’t need mush room.
22. If you mix a full suitcase and a toadstool there won’t be mushroom to pack your clothes for vacation.
23. Eating a mushroom for the first time is truly magical.
24. The reason that guy kept taking his book about mushrooms everywhere is due to the fact he figured it would be portabella.
25. How do you know that car on the road is full of mushrooms? It goes shroom shroom.
26. The reason that vegan did not want to eat the mushrooms was due to the fact they were told that those were oyster mushrooms.
27. At first, I did not like that mushroom joke but over time it did grow on me.
28. I thought taking that course about mushrooms was going to be interesting but I was wrong as I got spore-d with it quickly.
29. Why couldn’t the mushroom farmer afford a fancy vacation? He was too spore.
30. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a broken mushroom? ‘oh no spore thing’.
31. I have to get my suitcase full of mushrooms and have a flight to catch as I have to run to the air-portabella.
32. The girl called the cops on the mushroom man because he would not quit stalking her.
33. Mushroom sauces are so good on pasta so let’s enjoy that meal now and spore it onto my spaghetti noodle plate.
34. How are mushrooms from the ground in your backyard or trees the same as a popular old fragrance? It’s poison.
35. How are inedible mushrooms the same as that 80’s rock hairband? They are poison.
36. Why is that happy mushroom lady the same as the athlete’s foot condition? They are fun-gal.
37. The only type of fungi you will find at a seafood bar is the oyster mushroom.
38. I could not stand eating mushrooms anymore because they are just too mushy.
39. What type of stool would you find in a giant mushroom house? A toadstool.
40. What do you call a mushroom that looks like a frog? A toadstool.
41. I may be a fun-gi but I also have so mush-room in my heart for you.
42. Eating a mushroom for lunch or dinner can be such a magical experience.
43. When you are making jacket potatoes, you need to add button mushrooms as fasteners.
44. I wanted to invite the fun-gi for dessert but he declined to eat the crepes since he did not have mush-room left.
45. Why does a fungus grow well in a dark room? They are small and they thrive in areas where there isn’t mush-room.
46. You can go hang out in any room except for the mush-room as it is only meant for fun-gi.
47. Why do witches like mushrooms? They are into magic.
48. How is Disney similar to mushrooms? They are magical.
49. That spore mushroom did not get a chance to get eaten.
50. Buying all of those mushrooms in such large quantities burned my wallet so now I am spore.
I hope you had so mush-fun when you read those 50 puns!
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