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Did fashion ever interest you? I have to say not really too much. I was the type that never got into clothing and just wore what was comfortable. I was teased at school for it for a long time, but I also did not really care all that much. I did what I wanted and it is a good thing that I always marched to my own drummer because my feelings would have been hurt since I was teased so much. However, I had a good friend who was really into fashion. She tried to get me into it but I never was all that interested. She always looked at the catalogs for the new trendy clothing and as soon as she saw something she liked, off to the store she went. It really was not my thing and I respected her for that, and she respected me for not caring about fashion. Though she didn’t get it.
However, even though I never talk about fashion, I will do something different. I will go into clothing or fashion puns. And I have about 50 of them for you that I think will be your style. Here they are and here you go.
List of Fashion Puns That Are Still in Trend:
Following are some of the best fashion puns that are still in trend:
- What is your underwear’s favorite shoe style? The wedge.
- What happened when the Dutch started making wooden shoes again? All the stores were clogged.
- What do you call well-dressed cops? The Fashion Police.
- What do well-dressed police wear while taking fingerprints? A dust jacket.
- What is the proper attire for picking up a series of clues? A trailblazer.
- What did the hat say to the shoe? I’ll go on a-head, you just pace yourself.
- What is it called when a clothing designer talks to reporters about her new fall line? Fashion statements.
- What do you call designer fashions that are so ridiculous that people openly chuckle at them? Apparel of laughs.
- What’s the proper undercover attire for detaining a redneck perp? A holding tank.
- What attire do plainclothes cops wear while shadowing a suspect? A follow suit.
- Why was the fashion model so busy and successful? Because she was willing to work any time and any wear.
- Why are gay men always so well-dressed? They didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
- What do you call pigs dressed as dinosaurs? Jurrasic Pork.
- What do you call a going out of the business sale at an apparel boutique? A clothes-out sale.
- What do you call it if you get mad when you put clothes in your closet? Hanger Management.
- Why is it so hard to tell a lot of fresh sewing jokes? You keep running out of material.
- How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up? It ironed itself out.
- Who made clothing for prehistoric animals? The dino-sewer.
- Where do fashionable pirates hang their clothes? In an ARRmoire.
- How was the fashion designer’s girlfriend like an incompetent tailor? She didn’t suit him.
- What was the pencil’s job at the fashion show? A role model.
- Why are burlap pants becoming a hot fashion trend? Because stylish folks are just itching to show them off.
- Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the dairy from the hairy.
- What was the new guy’s job title at the men’s cologne counter? Front and Scenter.
- Why do pirates like seeing thongs when they visit the beach? Because it’s all about the booty.
- What did the new guy at the men’s cologne counter say about his new gig? This job really stinks.
- What do you call it when somebody trips over a bra? A booby trap.
- How do you describe the tailor who specializes in superhero costumes? Very cape-able.
- What do you call Iron Man without any clothes? Stark naked.
- Where do stylish werewolves keep their daytime clothing? In the claws-et.
- Why do fashion designers have to retire? They go out of style.
- What happens when mean shoemakers die? They lose their souls.
- What should you wear while enjoying the trampoline in your yard? A jumpsuit.
- Why don’t witches wear flat hats? Because they don’t see the point.
- What’s the best pattern for a banker’s necktie? Checks.
- How can you spot a Redneck Jedi? He’s wearing a camouflage print robe.
- The shoe salesman says never to tell a woman she can’t purse-shoe her dreams.
- What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.
- The best underwear jokes are brief.
- Which kind of luggage is made from snakeskin? Ex-hiss baggage.
- Why did the fashion police say to the nerd? “Do you know why I pulled you over?’
- The grand opening of the new shoe store got a lot of footage.
- The exceptional male models are paid handsomely.
- The thing to do before going into a designer dress is to get the foot into the Dior.
- The fashion designer retired at the top of his career since he wanted to go out in style.
- What does Batgirl wear to bed? Her dark knight gown.
- Why is the designer never on time? She only knows how to be fashionably late.
- What is a zebra? It is 25 sizes larger than a bra.
- What happened when the best tailor in town passed away? He was given a fitting eulogy.
- These clothing puns are just not your style.
I really hope that these were your style and that you liked them a lot. I am not into fashion like I said before but maybe I will start looking into catalogues and see what cool new clothing is available.
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