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Best Cabbage Puns to Use in 2024
The following are all the best puns related to cabbage to use this year:
- Did you hear about the cabbage who won an award? It was outstanding in its field!
- How do you make a cabbage roll? Push it down the hill.
- What do you call a cabbage with a diploma? A head cabbage!
- Why did the cabbage get in trouble? It was stalking celery!
- Why did the cabbage take up gardening? It needed to lettu-cease!
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a cabbage by its diameter? Cabb(pi)ge!
- What do you call a cabbage that is dating a lettuce? Caesar salad!
- Did you hear about the cabbage who was a great singer? It had amazing kraut control!
- Why was the cabbage upset? Because it was feeling sauer-krout!
- What do you call a scary cabbage? A terror-kale!
- Why do cabbages never win at poker? Because they're always getting lettuce!
- How do cabbages apologize? They say 'lettuce patch things up!'
- What did the cabbage say when it won the lottery? 'I'm going to make a slaw of money!'
- Why did the cabbage break up with the carrot? It just wanted some space to ferment on its own!
- What did one cabbage say to the other cabbage? 'We're like two peas in a pod!'
- How did the cabbage feel after a long day? All wilted and coleslaw!
- What did the cabbage say at the art museum? 'I find this kale-ivating!'
- Why did the cabbage become an artist? Because it had great taste in salads!
- Where do cabbages go to dance? To the salad-dressing room!
There you go, I hope you appreciate these cabbage puns!
